Latest Bud Bundy One Liners & Quotes

I'm tired of sitting Saturday nights moaning in two different voices so my sister won't tease me

He's stalking her. I know it, I done it before

You'll come back running to me when you're 25 and gravity has pulled you apart like a stretch Armstrong

"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.

I suppose you got your usual dedication: "She works hard for the money"

At least, when I was born and the doctor spanked me I cried instead of saying "Thanks I like it rough"

A milk shake means more to me than your happiness