A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11.
What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true
