A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night."
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!
I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
