Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected
All my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen
