Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work