Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
