Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor"
The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
