Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
