Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected
Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
