I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"

Share This Joke:

Funny One Liners

I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"

is rated: 2 from: 1 votes

More One Liners jokes

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

I think the only time my ex didn't fake an orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers

What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!