No one is listening until you make a mistake.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
