A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture
The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
