A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture
Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
