A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? They both drip when they're fucked
