A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
