Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number.
I prayed for a bicycle, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness.