I prayed for a bicycle, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness.
Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser