A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot
Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me