A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
