A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
