I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?