I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance
People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.