I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.