Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid.
Difference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Salary is like a period - you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week
