Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid.
Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.