Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.
A turtle without a shell is a homeless or naked turtle?
