An ad at the zoo: 'Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!
Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
