An ad at the zoo: 'Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'
Difference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"
Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book"
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
