If Mayans could predict the future, why didn't they predict their extinction?
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions
