An iron rule of a leader, make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
