Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad