Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture
Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her.