Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they're happy.
Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life