Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women"
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
