How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night."
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.