How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back
Olympic track makes you feel like you witnessed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.