Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults
Relationships are similar to fat people. Most of them don't work out.
Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"