Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
I'll have to live with the regret of making an offer I will not actually be extending.
