That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.