Monsters aren't under your bed or in your closet. They're the people you give your heart to who don't want it but take it anyway.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
When you try to prove to someone that something doesn't work, it will.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!