Apparently someone in Texas gets stabbed every 2 minutes.... Poor guy!
Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?
What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
