How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker
