Salary is like a period - you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week
The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
