Salary is like a period - you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
