Salary is like a period - you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week
My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.
