April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.