April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral
He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic - he got up on one knee