By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong
Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again
