Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck
I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
