Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg
I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
