Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
It's ironically funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate "Fuck you" to trees.