You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't