My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job
If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.