I just leaked period blood on my favorite comfy pajamas. So stop going on about world hunger and shit world
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.