Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
