Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day.
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.
He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words
