Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day.
Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there
I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
