If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Ugly people have nothing to lose. Don't get into a fight with them.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life