If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it