Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
