Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
We must pay for the mistakes of our youth... at the drugstore.
By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka - into actions.
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
