I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle