You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent"
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
