Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love