Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it