Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.