Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini