Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius.
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house.