My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor"
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.